When she says “booty” she really means his “man-parts”. March 22, 2010
Grace and Landon in the bath…
Grace: “Mommy, Landon’s booty is uncovered.”
Ashley: “Well, it’s ok.”
Grace: (a little whiney) “Mommy, I can see his booty. Cover it up.”
Ashley: “Honey, don’t worry about it.”
Grace: (now in panic mode) “MOMMY, YOU HAVE TO COVER LANDON’S BOOTY! I DON’T WANT TO LOOK AT IT!!”
Read this now. You’ll thank me later. March 14, 2010
Words of wisdom from our quick and impromptu trip to St. Simon’s Island:
1. If it looks like a ghetto Krystal and it tastes like a ghetto Krystal, it probably is a ghetto Krystal. Don’t eat there. It will be the worst Krystal in the history of Krystals.
2. If it looks like a ghetto Red Roof Inn and is in the SAME PARKING LOT as the ghetto Krystal, it probably is a ghetto Red Roof Inn. Don’t stay there. It may only cost $50 a night but just go ahead and splurge. You’ll be glad you did.
Like I said, you’ll thank me later.
Confessions Of A 3 year-old Shopaholic March 13, 2010
Earlier this afternoon…
Grace: “Why didn’t we go to Target today?”
Ashley: “Well, I didn’t want to go to Target. I had a coupon for JCPenney.”
Grace: “Mom, why do you always have to have a coupon?”
Ashley: “If you have a coupon, you don’t have to use as much money.”
Grace: “Ok, well, will you please call Daddy and ask him if he’ll take me to Target tomorrow? They’re having a sale.”
From the mouth of babes…
