Words of wisdom from our quick and impromptu trip to St. Simon’s Island:
1. If it looks like a ghetto Krystal and it tastes like a ghetto Krystal, it probably is a ghetto Krystal. Don’t eat there. It will be the worst Krystal in the history of Krystals.
2. If it looks like a ghetto Red Roof Inn and is in the SAME PARKING LOT as the ghetto Krystal, it probably is a ghetto Red Roof Inn. Don’t stay there. It may only cost $50 a night but just go ahead and splurge. You’ll be glad you did.
Like I said, you’ll thank me later.
You are hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh today!